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About Me Member Pornographic Connoisseur i like gnomes.14/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Please consider anything submitted three months ago or more to be outdated; I improve fast. I'm also too lazy to delete most old things :'D
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:iconemptyspaceplz::iconemptyspaceplz::iconemptyspaceplz:Dear heaven,

HI I'M BAYAN AND I [don't] WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK.
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<3 art, music, fashion, books, robots/androids/cyborgs/otherwise artificial or semi-artificial life forms; zombies, vampires, or otherwise undead things; gnomes, anything to do with parapsychology, color, girly/pretty things, corsets, anything really old or really futuristic (modern is boring), and shoes (particularly boots). :heart:
I know you hate me and don't want to answer this,

</3 Attention whores, guys who think with their penises, people who only like one type of art, food, people who eat loudly, school, people who shove their beliefs down your throat, religious fundamentalists, homophobia.
But please, please

Don't use my page as a billboard (you know what I mean). Don't ask if we can be friends. Don't ask for me to draw you something if you're not a friend, and don't get angry if you ARE a friend and I say no, anyway. And I don't care if my "vulgarity" offends you. ♥

take back your angels.

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  • Interests: Art.Music.Robots.Zombies
  • Favourite movie: Repo! The Genetic Opera.Equilibrium.Princess Mononoke.Coraline.Spirited Away.Underworld.LotR
  • Favourite band or musician: Evanescence.Emilie Autumn.Nightwish.Angelspit.Epica.Ayria.Switchblade Symphony.Etc
  • Favourite genre of music: Symphonic metal.Industrial.Synthpop.Gothic Rock.Female-voiced metal
  • Favourite artist: Audrey Kawasaki.Karincoma.Glittersniffer.Sakizou.Lostfish.Stephanie Puy Mun Law.Martine Johanna
  • Favourite poet or writer: HP Lovecraft, JRR Tolkien, JK Rowling, CS Lewis, (wtf is up wtih the initials?) Philip Pullman
  • Favourite photographer: Auriethepixie, girltripped
  • Favourite game: The Legend of Zelda series (Ocarina of Time and WindWaker especially).The World Ends With You
  • Favourite cartoon character: FLAPJACK
  • Personal Quote: "This sucks major disco stick."
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Journal Entry: Sat Nov 14, 2009, 9:40 AM

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I'M SO GLAD SOBSOBSOBSOB
I love school lately. I really do. But it eats up all my drawing time ;______; Most of the drawing I do lately is in art class, and that's assignments and stuff.../wrists But it's SATURDAY so I can now scratch the drawing itch, free my tortured-from-lack-of-drawing soul through the use of paper, DRAW SHIT. Ufufufu :iconimhappyplz: Until tomorrow at least, when I'm stuck frantically doing homework and attempting to re-organize my binder (and failing). /wristsagain

STORY TIEM.
LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT A WONDERFUL FELLOW -- THE LATE MORTIMER THE BANANA.
Usually I buy my lunch at school, but lately I've been bringing it from home on occasion...Because I'm to irresponsible to do it myself, my mom usually does the lunch-packing for me xD So, despite the fact that I hate bananas, my mom decided to put one in my lunch bag anyway the other day. As I stated before, I HATE BANANAS, so I threw said banana at my friend Joe. Then I turn to my left to talk to my friend Michael (no, not you, :iconovereye:, I'm not crazy enough to think that you go to my school) about Angelspit/Emilie Autumn/Marilyn Manson/Nightwish/witchcraft/how our parents don't let us do much. I turn back to ask Joe about something a few minutes later to see that Daniel or Drew (or both?) are currently SMASHING JOE'S HEAD WITH THE AFOREMENTIONED BANANA. I'm not exactly sure how, but this banana somehow gets into Joe's hands, and he decides to begin attempting to BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF DREW AND DANIEL THROUGH USE OF THIS BANANA. He then hands it back to me half-open (I gave it to them CLOSED) and heavily bruised, telling me that it now "looks a lot like Rhianna" (OOO MEAN POP CULTURE JOKE). I take one look at my battle-scarred banana (YOU THROW A BANANA AT A BUNCH OF TEENAGE BOYS AND THEY TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER WITH IT. I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THAT BUT STILL, WTF) and was like "LOL WHAT SHOULD I NAME THIS BANANA?" my friend Katty suggests something, and then Michael is like "LOL NAME IT MORTIMER AND THEN GIVE IT TO ME SO I CAN MAKE PHALLIC JOKES WITH IT". So I say "HOKAI, BANANA, YOUR NAME'S NOW MORTIMER--" and at this point, MORTIMER'S BANANA HEAD PROMPTLY FALLS OFF. I start half-crying something along the lines of \"MOOOOOOOORTTTIIIMEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!\" and try to put his head back on, while everyone at my table and the table next to us (who have been following this whole thing since Joe started getting attacked with the banana) laugh their faces off. One of the people that goes around with a trash can near the end of lunch to throw away our trays then takes Mort and throws him away D':
IT WAS SAD. I WANTED TO CRY.

Also, because we're immature, me and some of my friends are part of the Kingdom of Jizz. I am the Queen of Jizz, while my friend Ari is my JizzJester, who entertains people until they...yeah (my god, we're so stupid). Joe is the Jizz Wizard, or Jizzard...Guess what his spells do xD Katty is Jizzy The Dragon, who is a winged sperm that can change from holyshithuge to parrot-sized. He is the Jizzjester's familiar and sits on her shoulder most of the time. Michael is the Boogeyman of Jizz, who scares the jizz out of people (long story). Ari's boyfriend is a Knight of the Jizztable, though he doesn't know it :'D :icongermanshepherd-wolf: is my Jizzpage despite going to another school. I'm going to try and recruit other friends into the kingdom, but they may not be so open-minded to our highly-immature inside joke :'D

...So as you can see, school is very eventful :'D

Oh, and I NEED MONEY sobsobsob. There are a lot of cool clothes and such that I want to buy, most of them online, but...again, no money >: I wish I could do commissions, but I don't think anyone'd want one if I asked. SOBSOBSOBSOBSOB I had a chance to make $60 an hour by standing there in clothes I don't like and looking "pretty" (long story), but my dad wouldn't let me because he "doesn't want his daughter's face plastered everywhere" LOLWUT. fffffff

Also. I finished reading "Anthem" by Ayn Rand on the bus ride home yesterday (I'd started reading it in school the day before xD) and OHMYGOSH no wonder it's a classic. Go read that book if you haven't already D:<
Oh, and Siddhartha by Herman Hesse. I have to read it for Pre-AP History/Geo. SIDDHARTHA IS THE MOST ANNOYING, MARY-SUE/GARY-STU CHARACTER EVER. Basically, while the book goes on and on about how handsome and smart Siddhartha is and that his voice is wonderful and that he's smarter than everyone else, Siddhartha is like "HI BUDDHA, I'M AWESOME AND YOU'RE STUPID LOL" and this Buddha responds with "LOL YOU'RE RIGHT, I AM AN IDIOT. YOU'RE AMAZING". Then Siddhartha's highly-devoted friend is like "OMG SIDDARTHA, I BET YOU COULD WALK ON WATER" and rather than making fun of him like he always does, Siddhartha replies with something that basically meant "PSSH, WALKING ON WATER. OF COURSE I COULD DO THAT, BUT I'M TOO COOL." RAGE. FFFFFFFFF

MMmmmbyebye for now, then :'D

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~Vam-pyre 21 hours 52 minutes ago
thank you.

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*caitlin-siobhan Nov 14, 2009, 11:44:26 AM
Thanks for the favorite!!
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*Kristin-with-an-I Nov 10, 2009, 5:50:13 PM
Thank you so much for the favorite :aww:
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~catcolzelda Nov 10, 2009, 4:27:46 PM
I love all of your dark pieces, they're stunning :3

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Retreat is impossible.
Arm yourselves.
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~kitty-witty0 Nov 10, 2009, 4:36:03 PM
Thanks so much! I'm very happy to hear that, since a lot of people seem to think the opposite :'D
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~GermanShepherd-Wolf Nov 6, 2009, 2:32:31 PM
AIMZ?

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=redwolf518 Nov 3, 2009, 10:15:29 PM
Thanks for the fave. Cheers!

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*Regs Nov 3, 2009, 8:32:41 PM
Thanks for faving:)

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~StarryChao94 Nov 3, 2009, 12:16:57 PM
"1//I don't fucking care if the nature of my art, or if the "vulgarity" with which I speak offends you. Go look at smiling "kawaii" food or something instead if it does. :3"

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